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 10:11 | 29/May/2008
Indian hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man ... more...
 12:15 | 16/Apr/2008
Do love need a reason
Do Love Need A Reason?Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked: Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you.. Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I... more...
 16:11 | 6/Feb/2008
cute love story
Touching love story, cute one ... you'll love this. A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,  who fell in  lovewith a guy who was a cleaner.  When the girl's father came to know about their love,  he did not like it  atall, and so began to protest about it.  Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave  their homes for a  happyf... more...
 15:22 | 8/Nov/2007
          Wish You A Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery VeRy **********HAppY DIwaLI*******   more...
 19:34 | 16/Oct/2007
Sardar ji in Delhi
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder ."The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day t... more...
 22:28 | 21/Apr/2007
Many shades of Lord Krishna. more...
 22:02 | 21/Apr/2007
Isn't it nice??????????????? more...
 22:23 | 11/Apr/2007
Dear Mr Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home andwe found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.   1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the apassword column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields ... more...
 07:53 | 28/Feb/2007
FRIENSHIP"There are silver ships and golden shijps but the best ship is friendship"Friendship can be described as a bound of love and sacrifice between two persons. Feiendship when nourished with care takes deep roots, grows and blossoms and spreads its fragrance far and wide.It is said that prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A frie... more...
 21:38 | 6/Feb/2007
HEIGHT OF HEIGHTS1.What is height of Fashion?Dhoti with a zip2. What is height of Secrecy?Offering blank visiting cards .3. What is height of Activelaziness?Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.4. What is height of Laziness?Adopting a child.5. What is height of Craziness?Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.6. What is height of Forgetfulness... more...
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 Elisabeth | 05:31 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (430)  | City: Amsterdam  | Interests: painting,drawing,...
3-0 FOR HOLLAND
Seldom have Italy suffered a defeat like their 3-0 reverse against theNetherlands in Monday"s UEFA EURO 2008™ Group C opener in Berne – and the man who perhaps did more than anyone to inspire it, Wesley Sneijder, believes the result could herald fresh Oranje glory.Extra presentHaving already provided the first goal for Real Madrid CF colleague Ruud...  more...
 r j | 14:25 | 19/Feb/2008
Friends: (57)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Hindi film songs,...
HUSBAND / WIFE
1-  Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?Husband: Nothing.Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date 2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and theother ensures you continue to do so.3- Wife: Do you wa...  more...
 ali | 20:58 | 16/Apr/2008
Friends: (3)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: photography
ZINDAGI
ZINDAGI EK KIRAY KA GHAR HAI EK –NA- EK DIN BADALNA PADEGAMAUT JAB AAWAZ DEGI TUMHE GHARSE BAHARNIKALN PADEGANAKAM LAUT AAYI SADAY PHAKIRKI UNCHI KUCHH IS KADAR THIHAWELI AAMIR KIMAIN JANTA HON KI ZAKHM TO HARJAYGA MAGARBAKIRAHEGI DIL ME CHUBHAN TERE TEER KIUSKI GHARIBI ATAN K LIYETARASTI HAI UDAS CHIDIYA CHAMAN K LIYETARASTI HAI KISIKI KAR ME KUTT...  more...
 Ashwini | 17:01 | 7/Mar/2008
Friends: (103)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Music,Reading,Tra...
The 4Life Opportunity A Foundation For A...
The 4Life Opportunity A Foundation For A Better LifeWhen you choose to partner with 4Life, you have the opportunity to:Pursue an unrivaled level of physical health and wellbeing for yourself and your family.Make a personally meaningful contribution by sharing 4Life with others.Enjoy a portion of the entire company’s earnings through the Power Pool....  more...
 satyendra sahoo | 22:38 | 9/Dec/2007
Friends: (204)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Music,cricket,bus...
Beware of Airlines!!
Lufthansa Airlines                                                                                                                                        Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the           captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have        lost power to all of our engines and will shor...  more...
 Neeraj Jain | 17:45 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (179)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: I am a profession...
Webshots is amazign and immortal!
Hi frenz,How are you doing?Do you know I have been using Webshots for the past 4-5 years? During this period, I have seen many online photo Web sites starting their shops online and then closing down suddenly. But if there is one photo site which has always remained up is definitely Web shots. Webshots provide you the ability to upload thousands of...  more...
 DENSON JOSEPH | 22:39 | 27/May/2008
Friends: (717)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Fitness
AARUSHI MURDER CASE
Assuming Dr Talwar is innocent,I am just forced to think about the trauma which this broken hearted father might be going through.Here is a dead soul,who has just lost his dear daugther, his pain had not even subsided that he was arrested, accused & stigmatised as the "killer father", and to cap it all;is now currently being tormented, tortured & t...  more...
 Ranjan Sengupta | 15:25 | 24/May/2007
Friends: (914)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: music, reading no...
Physics and Music
Can we define music? Most of us may agree that it is bourn by a time series, jointly or independently, of amplitude, frequency and complexity, three fundamental well-known parameters used in physics. This time series is the objective reality, or the fictional reality of physics. But obviously all such time series pertaining to auditory sensation ar...  more...
 amar snh | 20:18 | 3/Apr/2008
Friends: (1222)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: travelling, makin...
Is it possible ?
Hi Friends,There are couple of Utopian ideas that keep taking twists and turns in my mind so very oftenI must admit these may sound totally outlandish or plain silly, specially to those of you with special bent of mind towards all things ScientificFirst of these is :-    Is it possible for man to develop some sort of wings, of course mechanically a...  more...
 Harish Sharma | 11:23 | 12/Oct/2007
Friends: (98)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: reading, cricket,...
23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
Forwarded by one of the freind ..........1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a pl...  more...
 DrHarmeet Singh | 13:35 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (1314)  | City: Birmingham  | Interests: Having a good laugh
B E Civil Engineering
http://jokes2008.blogspot.com/ http://people2008.blogspot.com/    more...
 Current Boll... | 18:20 | 24/Apr/2008
Friends: (435)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: blogging,making f...
How Kareena Kapoor toiled for 'Tashan'!
For the first time in her acting career Kareena Kapoor had to train for eight to nine months for her role in a movie.And that movie is Yashraj Films presentation Tashan which is set to hit the theatres on coming Friday.The film has Kareena in a full-on action role for the first time. Before the shooting began, producer Aditya Chopra , director Vija...  more...
 Kirankumar | 13:50 | 28/May/2008
Friends: (164)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Music;Friends
THE ONE AND ONLY
THE ONE AND ONLY ........... MAHA PURUSH                         NO REPLACEMENT IN THIS KALI YUGA  more...
 pinak vaghela | 21:27 | 9/Jun/2008
Friends: (189)  | City: Jamnagar  | Interests: Making True Frien...
વિદાય ...
વિદાય લીધી પાનખરે,વĒ 4;ંતની મોસમ આવી ગઈચારે તરફ હતો ઉજાસ પણ,આં...  more...
 Anjali shahi | 09:47 | 28/Mar/2007
Friends: (741)  | Interests: diff. subject
Looking good
We all want to look good , but in our teenage due to hormonal changes , pollution , exam. stress ,often this seems virtually impossible to achieve. Nearly 80% of the teenagers get some degree of Acne (Pimple/Zits) .      Acne - combination of blackheads, whiteheads & a variety of imflamed lesions, which appears in the form of pustules , bumps or la...  more...
 Ashish G | 01:22 | 19/Apr/2007
Friends: (228)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: to become a bette...
Facts About Women
Why are women so difficult to understand? Why relationships fall apart because of misunderstandings? What exactly do women want? Why men fail to properly understand the woman in their lives? These questions have been asked many a times but nothing has been done to seek those answers.http://factsaboutwomen.wetpaint. com is an effort in that regard. I...  more...
 amol prabhud... | 00:36 | 26/May/2007
Friends: (359)  | City: Goa  | Interests: understanding mys...
Success in Life
  The founder of a highly successful company was asked what it took to achieve success in life. He replied: “The same thing it tool to get started; a sense of urgency about getting things done.”     Success in life should be determined by contributions, not accumulations.  more...
 Dinesh Pandey | 16:46 | 31/Dec/2007
Friends: (49)  | Interests: reading books, li...
HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR AC_FL_RunContent1( "codebase", "http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flas h/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0", "width", "610px", "height", "366", "movie", "http://c.icq.com/img/show_wss_img.phpc?img=%2Ficqimage s%2Fgreetings%2Fgreeting_file_1193840913.swf%2Cs%3Dicqa dmin", "quality", "high", "bgco...  more...
 Ankur Vase | 10:37 | 7/Apr/2007
Friends: (75)  | City: Pune 
7%
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day & said'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven & Hell are like.'The Lord led the holy man to two doors.He opened one of the doors & the holy man looked in. In the middle ofthe room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was alarge pot of stew, which smelled delicious & made the ...  more...
 Shree Sharma | 09:31 | 26/Apr/2008
Friends: (484)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: reading
Who Decides
Who decides who gets love in life?   Is it pure luck?   Accident?   F ortune?   Why everybody is not fortunate to get such trivial but yet such auspicious/beautiful/aw thing in life Why? After all Who decides who will get love in life?  more...
 Gautam Baranwal | 12:08 | 21/Dec/2006
Friends: (1)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: MUSIC, TRAVELLING
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 sudhir khurad | 14:26 | 26/Apr/2008
Friends: (48)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: releationship&fri...
~Dreams Of Love~As a child love was realFamily was there for youAs the world we had to dealLove was not so very true Wanting to spread our wingsTo find a family of our ownLove was what filled our dreamsMost of the time spent aloneDreams of love did seem trueBut always ended in such painNever knowing when or even whoWould give us the love againMaybe...  more...
 mycoolparadi... | 14:18 | 23/Nov/2006
Friends: (41)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Java, Movies, Mus...
Coolest doubt in Mahabharat!
Coolest doubt in Mahabharat!In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the krishnajanma' part of it. Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa...  more...
 Shailesh Soni | 18:25 | 9/May/2008
Friends: (355)  | City: Surat  | Interests: Friendship, music...
Letter of love
Somehow I always feel better,When I write you another love letter,I let out my cries,Never saying our goodbyes,Then slip it in the pocket of your sweater.I tell you my fears,That bring me salted tears,I wipe the pressure away,In this short essay,As bliss forms and reappears.As the pencil rapidly flows,I try to explain and compose,The way I feel,Is ...  more...
 Sandeep Ohri | 04:33 | 12/Mar/2008
Friends: (379)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading non-ficti...
REL changes its name to Reliance Infrast...
Don"t know how many of you saw the small news item .. but our good friends at REL have decided on another name change!So now the Mumbai Distribution License which didn"t get formally transfered to BSES Ltd .. and then which didn"t get formally  transfered to REL .. will now (I guess) also NOT get formally transfered to Reliance Infrastructure... th...  more...
 charu charu | 18:41 | 2/Jun/2008
Friends: (87)  | City: everywhere  | Interests: hmmmmm
Michael BispingIntroduction: Michael Bisping is a British Mixed Martial Artist (MMA) from Lancashire. Presently he fights in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He is a former Cage Warriors Fighting Championship light heavyweight champion and Cage Rage light heavyweight champion. Michael Bisping was born at a British military base in Cyprus in 1979...  more...
 pinky singh | 14:05 | 27/Jul/2007
Friends: (66)  | City: Gandhinagar  | Interests: reading, writing ...
I’m wishing you another yearOf laughter, joy and fun,Surprises, love and happiness,And when your birthday’s done,I hope you feel deep in your heart,As your birthdays come and go,How very much you mean to me,More than you can know.Instead of counting candles,Or tallying the years,Contemplate your blessings,As your birthday nears.Consider special peo...  more...
 Rajesh Chand... | 21:14 | 20/Jan/2007
Friends: (2)  | City: BCH  | Interests: Computer, , Readi...
Child
This is worth the reading... What a child yields.... The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896 a year, $741.38 a m...  more...
 srk institute | 12:03 | 1/Jan/2007
Friends: (77)  | City: Gandhidham  | Interests: Spreading EDUCATI...
Domain for sale reliancefresh.mobi
Hello Domain for sale : - since long i was busy in purchasing some domains and i am lucky to get this one.. www.reliancefresh.mobi any one who is interested in purchasing this domain can directly contact me or mail me at sky.silver1@gmail.com . you might get richer buy purchasing this one ............bid your amount  more...
 Amit Raj | 02:54 | 13/Nov/2006
Friends: (3)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Paranormal, life,...
4 Indians among world's top 50 business ...
Four Indians figure amongst the world's top 50 management gurus, according to The Thinkers 50 2005 -- a ranking by the European Foundation for Management Development.The four Indians on the elite list are University of Michigan professor C K Prahalad (ranked 3rd), CEO coach Ram Charan (ranked 24th), Tuck Business School professor Vijay Govindarajan...  more...
 suvasis pradhan | 10:36 | 3/Dec/2007
Friends: (71)  | City: Bhubaneshwar  | Interests: N ...
InLove
Fast and deepersinks my heartgaze extending miles of lonely pathDry and dusty my lipstrees half deadgreen no more I could see death  Shadow so darkstronger than lifeready to stab backno easy escapeLovers mock death ... and rebornSlow and steadyfostered insidedreams unfulfilledand wishes aboundLove eventuallynever so greenso alive for youmoistened m...  more...
 harsh sachdeva | 21:15 | 3/May/2008
Friends: (37)  | City: glasgow(uk)  | Interests: reading,travellin...
indian students in UK
Today I met one more Indian student in Glasgow (UK). today i came across another unsuccessful attempt to settle in UK. Scotland is a famous destination among south asian students as after completion of graduation or post graduation the UNIVERSITY in scotland allows the students to work here for two years called FRESH TALENT:WORKING IN SCOTLAND SCHE...  more...
 arvind srinivas | 07:31 | 22/Nov/2007
Friends: (55)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: as of now...Blogg...
Hello All.....
Hello All,here i am....Again making a comeback....I guess i am the King of Comebacks...lol...Anyways i am here for a purpose,a reason i guess....and hope u guys will support me..I guess everyone here know that i work for Hp...for all those who dunno...this is the place where i work and enjoy 12hrs of being outside my home sweet home....We have laun...  more...
 al pri | 00:29 | 8/Nov/2006
Friends: (2)  | City: saharanpur  | Interests: reading, movies,e...
hi to all bloggers, another new entry wid an idea to share views, opinions, sentiments n freindship. Like many new comers u may find me a little shy n reserved initially bt a little sharing n i wll b emboldened.so where do i begun, ok, let me tell u abt this movie called HELTER SKELTER which is abt a charismatic leader called charles manson who cre...  more...
 Keya Ji | 12:15 | 24/Sep/2007
Friends: (295)  | Interests: Love everything o...
Make a difference
Hi friends,After long break I am here again with some of my thoughts. We all have read/hear this thought and somewhat way we appreciated it also…“Measuring our life by, what others do for us, may disappoint us. But if measured by, what we do for others, will add meaning to it. Make difference in others life.”Have we ever think more than our expecta...  more...
 shishir bansode | 01:15 | 8/Nov/2006
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about me then about u.......
hello people this is shishir .wel i found this place interesting so thought to put down some of me in personal in here.....i am doing my engg in biomedical field in mumbai....i wanna do my carrier in R&D in this field so thinking of giving some foreign exams ....OK i do agree that i am not that smart but let us try.....i like gadgets very much and ...  more...
 parag joshi | 19:30 | 24/Jan/2007
Friends: (7)  | City: Surat  | Interests: adventurer
once again
Janury end is comming  lots of activities CULTURAL are taking off in college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  but  it is taking toll on classes... results are out and i got a fair of my input    lots of things are gonna change  well now being online for research11!!!!!!!!!!!COOOL    more...
 dilip krishnan | 16:38 | 22/May/2008
Friends: (244)  | Interests: Reading, writing,...
All, in a Day!“It’s 720, and you are still sleeping as if you haven’t had even a wink in the last one week”.Muzzeebatein pehle batake nahin aate!“You better get up now” – this is one wake-up call no husband could pretend he didn’t hear. “You see, I went for a walk all by myself. Your colleague Mr. Sharma was walking with his wife”.“Why, did you exp...  more...
 krithika cha... | 12:09 | 24/Nov/2006
Friends: (24)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: qkhdsujqihqvdqh
When things do not appear to change, And hope seems hard to find, Just close your eyes and remember, To take one day at a time. And then you'll see how things Change for the best. All you need to do this is your part, And He shall do the rest. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!  more...
 Rita sharma | 21:37 | 2/Oct/2007
Friends: (50)  | City: Jharsuguda(Orissa)  | Interests: Driving,Movies,Mu...
EK AJNABI
NA KOI AISA MILA JIS PAR DIL LUTA DETE, HER EK NE DHOKA DIYA KIS-KIS KO BHULA DETE, DIL KA DARD DIL ME DABAYE RAKHA, BYAAN KARTE TO MEHFIL RULA DETE  more...
 Kunjal Thackar | 21:11 | 31/Dec/2006
Friends: (176)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: stocks,friends,tr...
New Year Wish
Happy New Year to all my blogger family May every day of new year be better than previous best day May you find more true friends on blog then u expected May you find health, wealth & character May all your wishes gets fulfilled May our friendship grow May god bless you Luv Kunjal  more...
 Neeraj Arora | 14:14 | 22/Mar/2007
Friends: (288)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Cricket, dining, ...